if meryl streep played a rock she’d get an oscar for it.If Meryl Streep played Java the Hut, she’d still win an Oscar for it
theres a broken heart for every light on broadway.
- There was this really really hot blond guy who helped me behind the counter today
- oh god he’s so damn fine
- and so fucking nice.
- but no,
- I think he’s straight!!!
- fucking hell
this.
except the ones i find turn out to be gay.
let’s switch hot men.
you can take my hot gay supermarket men.
and I can have your hot straight supermarket men.
deal?
ohmygod.ohmygod.ohmygod.
what if.
lauren weisberger.
secretly reads all the DWP fics.
and writes the sequel
as one huge
fanfiction explosion.
and then it gets made into a movie
and meryl has to act out
EVERY.SINGLE.SCENE.OF.EVERY.SINGLE.MIRANDY.FIC.EVER.WRITTEN.
oh! and none of these gifs are mine.
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If studying-lgbtq-people inboxes you asking to take part in questions about LGBTQ people “to help her understand” DO NOT DO IT. It is Sophie M Herold, the girl from Germany who attacks LGBTQ people and outs them to others. She is transphobic, homophobic and one of the sickest people I know. And now she’s back with a cunning new plan to get you NAME, ADDRESS, BIRTH DATE, AND PHOTO.
This girl is dangerous, and for some reason is allowed to keep making new tumblr accounts. We’ve raised awareness before and it helped, so lets do it again before she puts another persons life in danger. She collects your information and gives it out to others, she has sent letters to peoples parents outing them, other people have gotten hurt because of her. Yes, hurt.
Even if we can’t stop her again, get this message out and stop others giving her information etc.
And Sophie, you should know by now not to fuck with me again, wrong move, buddy.
OH, BUT YES.
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you know what’s really shitty?
coming to the realization that some of the people you’ve been closest to for the last seven years of your life won’t be a part of it in two months…
that sucks.
soo much.
i love them all too much to drop them, but some of them have already dropped me.
actually, only one has.
and it’s unconsciously tearing us apart.
Spirit animal.100 Favourite TV Characters (no order)
35. Karen Delaney St. Croix Popeil Walker Finster-Walker | Will & Grace
“Why don’t you read them that book they love? ‘Green Eggs and I’m Hammered!’”
(Source: lizzingwithkriz)
this woman is going to turn me gay.
i swear..
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View Larger ANJELICA HUSTON WAS IN A REMAKE OF BEAUTY AND THE BEAST?
hoo-ha?
why have i never seen this?
Real women have curves” was a marketing slogan thought up to sell people overpriced, ill-fitting pants. It does NOT promote body positivity – it only perpetuates body policing by turning the tables on people who don’t fit into yet another arbitrary ideal.
The job is to BUST THE FUCKING PARADIGM APART, not shift it a little bit toward the fat side. The job is to remind people, bodies are not public property and your opinion about an individual’s body is only an opinion, not a valid judgment of their worth as a human being. The JOB is to destroy systemic oppression of nonconforming, rebellious bodies no matter what those bodies look like.
— (via blck-grrl)
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WELL HAY DER BEST FRIEND :DD lol.from obliviated-enigma
hello there, you beautiful streeper!
my name is shelby.
im seventeen and from kansas city, missouri :)
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